Caroline McCarthy



So I'm Caroline, and I have this tumblr account and I was at this party and there were, like, 10 people telling me that I should actually bite the bullet and use it.

I live in New York, and for my job I do something called The Social, among other things. It's pretty excellent.

Mon May 12
I went to spin class, blogged the Digg town hall, and then promptly inhaled three slices of pizza. OM NOM NOM NOM.
I will be liveblogging the Digg townhall tonight, consuming pizza and beer along with it to get “in the spirit.”
Social media makes my head hurt.
Got a press release today about Uber Index, which called itself “a cultural Huffington Post.” Time to check it out.
Got a press release today about Uber Index, which called itself “a cultural Huffington Post.” Time to check it out.
Lilly Pulitzer in the 10021. A hundred thousand pink-and-green childhood nightmares, ghoulish Princeton lawn parties, and popped-collar backyard barbecues just made me want to puke up a whole brunch’s worth of Nantucket-red stomach acid and then go back to sleep. That said, I still dig my hot-pink Lilly dress covered with orange tiki heads. And the turquoise capri pants with the fish on them ain’t bad either.

Lilly Pulitzer in the 10021. A hundred thousand pink-and-green childhood nightmares, ghoulish Princeton lawn parties, and popped-collar backyard barbecues just made me want to puke up a whole brunch’s worth of Nantucket-red stomach acid and then go back to sleep.

That said, I still dig my hot-pink Lilly dress covered with orange tiki heads. And the turquoise capri pants with the fish on them ain’t bad either.

Most ridiculous Facebook group ever, “Everybody write ‘THIS IS SPARTA!’ on your AP and school essays.” The name says it all. My little brother’s a member. Apparently this is the new Rickroll.

Most ridiculous Facebook group ever, “Everybody write ‘THIS IS SPARTA!’ on your AP and school essays.” The name says it all.

My little brother’s a member. Apparently this is the new Rickroll.

What I wonder is why the cats even bother.
Just saw Speed Racer. NOT as bad as reviews said. I dug it. It’s a kids’ movie. Deal with it. PS, Matthew Fox is hot.

Fake Track List From A Band

funblr:

ASSIGNMENT: Make a fake track list from a fake album from a recording artist you like. 

 The Decemberists, Being the Fifth of April, in which Major Henry Chesterfield Cavendish Succumbs to Typhoid Fever While Overseeing Construction of the Jaipur Highway

1. Ten Nights Aboard the Cutter
2. Tidal
3. Funeral Song for the Old Bowery
4. Cleaver and Parang
5. I Wouldn’t Think So
6. Eustacia Vye
7. Thieves’ Den / Eden Alley
8. White
9. The Pendulum
10. Quoth The Surveyor
11. Right When You Said It

Sun May 11
“ it would be the equivalent of like, if you were sitting at the table with Jesus at the last supper, and you were like, I can’t eat that bread, I’m watching my carbs Betsy, on the blasphemy of turning down Hoagie Haven